Live on Stage: Always a Bridesmaid
Jun
21
to Jun 27

Live on Stage: Always a Bridesmaid

A laugh-out-loud journey with beleaguered bridesmaids navigating the choppy waters of love and matrimony
 

PURCHASE TICKETS

  • Buy tickets online (credit card)
  • Call 1-800-838-3006 (credit card) 
  • At our box office one hour before curtain (credit card, cash or personal check)

This is a production of the Newtown Arts Company. For additional information, please call 215-860-7058 or email tickets@newtownartscompany.com

 

PERFORMANCES

  • Thursday, June 21: 7:30 PM
  • Friday, June 22: 8:00 PM
  • Saturday, June 23: 8:00 PM
  • Sunday, June 24: 2:00 PM
  • Monday, June 25: NO SHOW
  • Tuesday, June 26: 7:30 PM
  • Wednesday, June 27: 7:30 PM

 

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Documentary Screening: The Heart of Nuba
Jun
25
7:30 PM19:30

Documentary Screening: The Heart of Nuba

Join Blue Rock Construction at the Newtown Theatre on Monday, June 25, for a screening of The Heart of Nuba, an inspiring documentary that tells the story of Dr. Tom Catena’s life-saving mission in the Nuba mountains of Sudan.

The doors open at 7 PM and the movie will start at 7:30 PM.

To request a ticket (a $25 suggested donation), email Christine Anderson at canderson@blrck.com. All proceeds will benefit Dr. Tom’s mission.

Please direct questions about this special screening to Christine Anderson at Blue Rock Construction. 

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Classic Film Night: Blazing Saddles
Jun
28
7:30 PM19:30

Classic Film Night: Blazing Saddles

To ruin a western town, a corrupt politician appoints a black sheriff, who promptly becomes his most formidable adversary.

Local film enthusiast and Newtown Theatre member Cheryl Harris will offer a 10-minute introduction to the film starting at 7:20 PM, during which she’ll share backstory, trivia and other interesting insights into the movie.

Sponsored by Harris Comfort

ADMISSION

  • $10 for adults
  • $8 for seniors/students
  • $7 for children 12 and under
  • $5 for all theatre members
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Free Kids' Movie: Captain Underpants
Jul
11
10:00 AM10:00

Free Kids' Movie: Captain Underpants

Bring the kids to a free screening of Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie on July 11 beginning at 10 AM (doors open at 9:30 AM).

No reservations or tickets are required; seating is first come, first served.

Two overly imaginative pranksters named George and Harold hypnotize their principal into thinking he's a ridiculously enthusiastic, incredibly dimwitted superhero named Captain Underpants.

Rated PG

This year, all films in our Kids' Summer Series are also popular books.

At each screening, three lucky audience members will win a free copy of the corresponding book, donated by Newtown Bookshop.

Thanks to our Kids' Summer Series presenting sponsor, Karen Ulmer, P.C., Attorneys at Law!

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Comedian Vinnie Brand
Jul
14
8:00 PM20:00

Comedian Vinnie Brand

Vinnie Brand will be on stage at the Newtown Theatre on Saturday, July 14, at 8 PM (doors open at 7 PM) with special guest Ken Krantz.

Vinnie Brand opened the Stress Factory Comedy Club in 1991, which has featured comic headliners such as Drew Carey, Gilbert Gottfried, Chris Rock, and others. He's performed at numerous comedy venues outside of his own club and has made TV appearances on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, Last Comic Standing, Restaurant Stakeout, Dave Attell: Road Work, and NickMom Night Out. 

Thanks to the Green Parrot for supporting our monthly stand-up comedy series. 

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Free Kids' Movie: Stuart Little
Jul
25
10:00 AM10:00

Free Kids' Movie: Stuart Little

Bring the kids to a free screening of Stuart Little on July 25 at 10 AM (doors open at 9:30 AM).

No reservations or tickets are required; seating is first come, first served.

This is the story of a mouse who is raised by the Littles, a human family who learns to dream big and live large when they think little — Stuart Little. As Stuart embarks on adventures with a variety of characters, including his nemesis, Snowbell the cat, Stuart learns the true meaning of family, loyalty and friendship.

Rated PG

This year, all films in our Kids' Summer Series are also popular books.

At each screening, three lucky audience members will win a free copy of the corresponding book, donated by Newtown Bookshop.

Thanks to our Kids' Summer Series presenting sponsor, Karen Ulmer, P.C., Attorneys at Law!

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The Rat Pack: Together Again
Aug
10
7:30 PM19:30

The Rat Pack: Together Again

Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., and Frank Sinatra will appear together again at the Newtown Theatre on Friday, August 10, at 7:30 PM.

Tickets for “The Rat Pack: Together Again” tribute show are $25 and available here.

Dean Martin opens the show with a few songs and some humor, introduces Sammy Davis Jr. to kick up the energy, then Frank Sinatra appears to belt out great standards like Come Fly With Me, My Way, and New York New York. Dean chimes in with songs like Everybody Loves Somebody and That’s Amore while Sammy entertains the crowd with Mr. Bojangles and Candy Man among others. The mix of songs, comedy and uncanny portrayals will have you reliving the golden era of Las Vegas. 

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Artie Lange
Aug
11
6:00 PM18:00

Artie Lange

Artie Lange will take to the stage of the Newtown Theatre for two shows on Saturday, August 11. Doors will open at 5 PM for the 6 PM show, and at 8:30 PM for the 9 PM show. This show is recommended for ages 18 and above. 

Artie Lange started out in sketch comedy and improv, which landed him on the original cast of Fox's MADtv. He played Norm MacDonald's sidekick in Dirty Work and ABC's Norm. Artie joined the nationally syndicated Howard Stern Radio Show in 2001, replacing Jackie Martling, and recorded a one-hour special, "The Stench of Failure," for Comedy Central in 2014. He has a recurring guest role in HBO's Crashing and will release his newest book in July 2018. A film, sitcom and an animated series are also in the works. 

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Frank Sinatra Tribute Show
Nov
4
2:00 PM14:00

Frank Sinatra Tribute Show

Vocal impressionist Tony Sands will bring Frank Sinatra back to the Newtown Theatre stage on Sunday, November 4, at 2 PM.

Tickets are $20 and are available online.

The show starts with Sinatra’s early days with Tommy Dorsey in New York City and later puts attendees in Madison Square Garden for his comeback. Hits that will be performed during the show include That's Life, Come Fly With Me, Luck Be a Lady, My Way, New York New York, and many more. 

Sands’ uncanny portrayal of Sinatra’s mannerisms and voice will make you think Ol’ Blue Eyes walked off the screen and onto the stage of the Newtown Theatre.

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Adrift
Jun
17
7:30 PM19:30

Adrift

SHOWTIMES

  • Friday, June 15 - 7:30 PM
  • Saturday, June 16 - 7:30 PM
  • Sunday, June 17 - 4:00 PM, 7:30 PM

TICKETS

  • $10 for adults
  • $8 for seniors and students
  • $7 for children 12 and under
  • $5 for theatre members

Based on the true story of survival, a young couple's (Shailene Woodley and Sam Claflin) chance encounter leads them first to love, and then on the adventure of a lifetime as they face one of the most catastrophic hurricanes in recorded history. 

Rated PG-13

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Adrift
Jun
17
4:00 PM16:00

Adrift

SHOWTIMES

  • Friday, June 15 - 7:30 PM
  • Saturday, June 16 - 7:30 PM
  • Sunday, June 17 - 4:00 PM, 7:30 PM

TICKETS

  • $10 for adults
  • $8 for seniors and students
  • $7 for children 12 and under
  • $5 for theatre members

Based on the true story of survival, a young couple's (Shailene Woodley and Sam Claflin) chance encounter leads them first to love, and then on the adventure of a lifetime as they face one of the most catastrophic hurricanes in recorded history. 

Rated PG-13

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Newtown Food Truck Fest
Jun
17
12:00 PM12:00

Newtown Food Truck Fest

Start your summer off right with our second annual Father's Day food truck fest, featuring music, children's activities, face-painting, and the chance to grab food from more than 20 area food trucks:

  • Bacon Me Crazy
  • Bee Creative Foods
  • Blendlife Co.
  • Brilliant Beverages
  • Buzzetta's Festival Foods
  • The Cannoli Cafe
  • The Coffee Room
  • Country Girl Kettle Corn
  • The Cow and the Curd
  • Curly Tail Ice Cream
  • Eat Egyptian (The Taza Truck)
  • El Guaco Loco
  • The Good Donut Shop
  • Goodnoe Farm Dairy Bar
  • The Happy Pita
  • Kono Pizza On Wheels
  • The Little Sicilian
  • Ma & Pa's Tex-Mex BBQ
  • Nick's Roast Beef
  • Nomad Pizza
  • Philly Fry
  • Rita's Italian Ice
  • Slider King
  • Wow Wagon


Parking for the event is a suggested donation of $10, with all proceeds benefiting The Newtown Theatre, the nation’s oldest continuously operating movie theatre. 

Attendees are welcome to bring their own blankets or chairs. Alcohol is not permitted on the premises.

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Adrift
Jun
16
7:30 PM19:30

Adrift

SHOWTIMES

  • Friday, June 15 - 7:30 PM
  • Saturday, June 16 - 7:30 PM
  • Sunday, June 17 - 4:00 PM, 7:30 PM

TICKETS

  • $10 for adults
  • $8 for seniors and students
  • $7 for children 12 and under
  • $5 for theatre members

Based on the true story of survival, a young couple's (Shailene Woodley and Sam Claflin) chance encounter leads them first to love, and then on the adventure of a lifetime as they face one of the most catastrophic hurricanes in recorded history. 

Rated PG-13

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Adrift
Jun
15
7:30 PM19:30

Adrift

SHOWTIMES

  • Friday, June 15 - 7:30 PM
  • Saturday, June 16 - 7:30 PM
  • Sunday, June 17 - 4:00 PM, 7:30 PM

TICKETS

  • $10 for adults
  • $8 for seniors and students
  • $7 for children 12 and under
  • $5 for theatre members

Based on the true story of survival, a young couple's (Shailene Woodley and Sam Claflin) chance encounter leads them first to love, and then on the adventure of a lifetime as they face one of the most catastrophic hurricanes in recorded history. 

Rated PG-13

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Book Club
Jun
10
7:30 PM19:30

Book Club

SHOWTIMES

  • Friday, June 8 - 7:30 PM
  • Saturday, June 9 - 7:30 PM
  • Sunday, June 10 - 4:00 PM, 7:30 PM

TICKETS

  • $10 for adults
  • $8 for seniors and students
  • $7 for children 12 and under
  • $5 for theatre members

Four lifelong friends (Diane Keaton, Jane Fonda, Candice Bergen and Mary Steenburgen) have their lives forever changed after reading Fifty Shades of Grey in their monthly book club.

Rated PG-13

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Book Club
Jun
10
4:00 PM16:00

Book Club

SHOWTIMES

  • Friday, June 8 - 7:30 PM
  • Saturday, June 9 - 7:30 PM
  • Sunday, June 10 - 4:00 PM, 7:30 PM

TICKETS

  • $10 for adults
  • $8 for seniors and students
  • $7 for children 12 and under
  • $5 for theatre members

Four lifelong friends (Diane Keaton, Jane Fonda, Candice Bergen and Mary Steenburgen) have their lives forever changed after reading Fifty Shades of Grey in their monthly book club.

Rated PG-13

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Book Club
Jun
9
7:30 PM19:30

Book Club

SHOWTIMES

  • Friday, June 8 - 7:30 PM
  • Saturday, June 9 - 7:30 PM
  • Sunday, June 10 - 4:00 PM, 7:30 PM

TICKETS

  • $10 for adults
  • $8 for seniors and students
  • $7 for children 12 and under
  • $5 for theatre members

Four lifelong friends (Diane Keaton, Jane Fonda, Candice Bergen and Mary Steenburgen) have their lives forever changed after reading Fifty Shades of Grey in their monthly book club.

Rated PG-13

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Book Club
Jun
8
7:30 PM19:30

Book Club

SHOWTIMES

  • Friday, June 8 - 7:30 PM
  • Saturday, June 9 - 7:30 PM
  • Sunday, June 10 - 4:00 PM, 7:30 PM

TICKETS

  • $10 for adults
  • $8 for seniors and students
  • $7 for children 12 and under
  • $5 for theatre members

Four lifelong friends (Diane Keaton, Jane Fonda, Candice Bergen and Mary Steenburgen) have their lives forever changed after reading 50 Shades of Grey in their monthly book club.

Rated PG-13

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Three Stooges Film Fest
Jun
3
1:00 PM13:00

Three Stooges Film Fest

Fans of Larry, Curly and Moe are invited to our second annual screening of five Three Stooges shorts on the big screen! Michelle Squiccimara, registrar and outreach coordinator at The Stoogeum in Ambler, will host the event and introduce each short:

  • Three Little Pigskins (1934)
  • Termites of 1938 (1938)
  • Gents Without Cents (1944)
  • Brideless Groom (1947)
  • Squareheads of the Roundtable (1948)

All proceeds benefit the non-profit Newtown Theatre, the oldest continuously operating movie house in the United States. Movie lineup is subject to change.

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Raymond The Amish Comic
Jun
2
8:00 PM20:00

Raymond The Amish Comic

The one-and-only Raymond the Amish Comic returns to the Newtown Theatre on Saturday, June 2 at 8 PM (doors open at 7 PM).

This ain’t gonna be no prayer meeting (show contains adult language).

Raymond the Amish Comic is has been performing stand-up for the past twenty-three years. Recent appearances include the Comic Strip Live in New York City, the Mohegan Sun Casino, and the Valley Forge Casino. He’s a regular guest on the WZZO Morning show with the Bearman and Keith – 95.1FM in the Lehigh Valley. He’s also been on the Miserable Men Show on Howard 101 and Opie and Anthony on Sirius Satellite as well as their comedy radio channel.

If you haven’t seen his show before, do not expect an hour of farming jokes. Raymond rants about technology, covering everything from iPhones to Netflix as well as giving you his take on the Amish Mafia and Breaking Amish. 

Thanks to the Green Parrot for supporting our monthly stand-up comedy series. 

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Classic Film Night: My Fair Lady
May
31
7:30 PM19:30

Classic Film Night: My Fair Lady

A misogynistic and snobbish phonetics professor agrees to a wager that he can take a flower girl and make her presentable in high society. Starring Audrey Hepburn and Rex Harrison

Local film enthusiast and Newtown Theatre member Cheryl Harris will offer a 10-minute introduction to the film starting at 7:20 PM, during which she’ll share backstory, trivia and other interesting insights into this classic.

Audience members are invited to stay after the movie for 10-15 minutes of discussion, thoughts and additional trivia questions with prizes.

Sponsored by Harris Comfort

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RBG
May
28
4:00 PM16:00

RBG

SHOWTIMES

  • Friday, May 25 - 7:30 PM
  • Saturday, May 26 - 4:00 PM, 7:30 PM
  • Sunday, May 27 - 4:00 PM, 7:30 PM
  • Monday, May 28 - 4:00 PM

TICKETS

  • $10 for adults
  • $8 for seniors and students
  • $7 for children 12 and under
  • $5 for theatre members

At the age of 84, U.S. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has developed a breathtaking legal legacy while becoming an unexpected pop culture icon. But without a definitive Ginsburg biography, the unique personal journey of this diminutive, quiet warrior's rise to the nation's highest court has been largely unknown, even to some of her biggest fans - until now. RBG is a revelatory documentary exploring Ginsburg's exceptional life and career.

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RBG
May
27
7:30 PM19:30

RBG

SHOWTIMES

  • Friday, May 25 - 7:30 PM
  • Saturday, May 26 - 4:00 PM, 7:30 PM
  • Sunday, May 27 - 4:00 PM, 7:30 PM
  • Monday, May 28 - 4:00 PM

TICKETS

  • $10 for adults
  • $8 for seniors and students
  • $7 for children 12 and under
  • $5 for theatre members

At the age of 84, U.S. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has developed a breathtaking legal legacy while becoming an unexpected pop culture icon. But without a definitive Ginsburg biography, the unique personal journey of this diminutive, quiet warrior's rise to the nation's highest court has been largely unknown, even to some of her biggest fans - until now. RBG is a revelatory documentary exploring Ginsburg's exceptional life and career.

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RBG
May
27
4:00 PM16:00

RBG

SHOWTIMES

  • Friday, May 25 - 7:30 PM
  • Saturday, May 26 - 4:00 PM, 7:30 PM
  • Sunday, May 27 - 4:00 PM, 7:30 PM
  • Monday, May 28 - 4:00 PM

TICKETS

  • $10 for adults
  • $8 for seniors and students
  • $7 for children 12 and under
  • $5 for theatre members

At the age of 84, U.S. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has developed a breathtaking legal legacy while becoming an unexpected pop culture icon. But without a definitive Ginsburg biography, the unique personal journey of this diminutive, quiet warrior's rise to the nation's highest court has been largely unknown, even to some of her biggest fans - until now. RBG is a revelatory documentary exploring Ginsburg's exceptional life and career.

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RBG
May
26
7:30 PM19:30

RBG

SHOWTIMES

  • Friday, May 25 - 7:30 PM
  • Saturday, May 26 - 4:00 PM, 7:30 PM
  • Sunday, May 27 - 4:00 PM, 7:30 PM
  • Monday, May 28 - 4:00 PM

TICKETS

  • $10 for adults
  • $8 for seniors and students
  • $7 for children 12 and under
  • $5 for theatre members

At the age of 84, U.S. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has developed a breathtaking legal legacy while becoming an unexpected pop culture icon. But without a definitive Ginsburg biography, the unique personal journey of this diminutive, quiet warrior's rise to the nation's highest court has been largely unknown, even to some of her biggest fans - until now. RBG is a revelatory documentary exploring Ginsburg's exceptional life and career.

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RBG
May
26
4:00 PM16:00

RBG

SHOWTIMES

  • Friday, May 25 - 7:30 PM
  • Saturday, May 26 - 4:00 PM, 7:30 PM
  • Sunday, May 27 - 4:00 PM, 7:30 PM
  • Monday, May 28 - 4:00 PM

TICKETS

  • $10 for adults
  • $8 for seniors and students
  • $7 for children 12 and under
  • $5 for theatre members

At the age of 84, U.S. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has developed a breathtaking legal legacy while becoming an unexpected pop culture icon. But without a definitive Ginsburg biography, the unique personal journey of this diminutive, quiet warrior's rise to the nation's highest court has been largely unknown, even to some of her biggest fans - until now. RBG is a revelatory documentary exploring Ginsburg's exceptional life and career.

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RBG
May
25
7:30 PM19:30

RBG

SHOWTIMES

  • Friday, May 25 - 7:30 PM
  • Saturday, May 26 - 4:00 PM, 7:30 PM
  • Sunday, May 27 - 4:00 PM, 7:30 PM
  • Monday, May 28 - 4:00 PM

TICKETS

  • $10 for adults
  • $8 for seniors and students
  • $7 for children 12 and under
  • $5 for theatre members

At the age of 84, U.S. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has developed a breathtaking legal legacy while becoming an unexpected pop culture icon. But without a definitive Ginsburg biography, the unique personal journey of this diminutive, quiet warrior's rise to the nation's highest court has been largely unknown, even to some of her biggest fans - until now. RBG is a revelatory documentary exploring Ginsburg's exceptional life and career.

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Tully
May
20
7:30 PM19:30

Tully

SHOWTIMES

  • Friday, May 18 - 7:30 PM
  • Saturday, May 19 - 7:30 PM
  • Sunday, May 20 - 4:00 PM, 7:30 PM

TICKETS


Marlo, a mother of three including a newborn, is gifted a night nanny by her brother. Hesitant to the extravagance at first, Marlo comes to form a unique bond with the thoughtful, surprising, and sometimes challenging young nanny named Tully. Rated R

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Tully
May
20
4:00 PM16:00

Tully

SHOWTIMES

  • Friday, May 18 - 7:30 PM
  • Saturday, May 19 - 7:30 PM
  • Sunday, May 20 - 4:00 PM, 7:30 PM

TICKETS


Marlo, a mother of three including a newborn, is gifted a night nanny by her brother. Hesitant to the extravagance at first, Marlo comes to form a unique bond with the thoughtful, surprising, and sometimes challenging young nanny named Tully. Rated R

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Tully
May
19
7:30 PM19:30

Tully

SHOWTIMES

  • Friday, May 18 - 7:30 PM
  • Saturday, May 19 - 7:30 PM
  • Sunday, May 20 - 4:00 PM, 7:30 PM

TICKETS


Marlo, a mother of three including a newborn, is gifted a night nanny by her brother. Hesitant to the extravagance at first, Marlo comes to form a unique bond with the thoughtful, surprising, and sometimes challenging young nanny named Tully. Rated R

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Tully
May
18
7:30 PM19:30

Tully

SHOWTIMES

  • Friday, May 18 - 7:30 PM
  • Saturday, May 19 - 7:30 PM
  • Sunday, May 20 - 4:00 PM, 7:30 PM

TICKETS


Marlo, a mother of three including a newborn, is gifted a night nanny by her brother. Hesitant to the extravagance at first, Marlo comes to form a unique bond with the thoughtful, surprising, and sometimes challenging young nanny named Tully. Rated R

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Comedy Night: Women Of A Certain Age
May
5
8:00 PM20:00

Comedy Night: Women Of A Certain Age

A pre-Mother's Day Girls' Night Out!

Comedians Carole Montgomery, Chris Rich and Sherry Davey will take to our stage on Saturday, May 5, starting at 8:00 PM.

With over two dozen TV credits to her name, Carole Montgomery is a respected veteran of the stand-up comedy scene nationwide. Carole has headlined clubs and colleges across the USA and starred in two different Las Vegas production shows.

Chris Rich has performed stand-up alongside Jerry Seinfeld, Roseanne, Gilbert Gottfried, and in a three-month run at The Claridge in Atlantic City with Sherman Hemsley. She has been featured on Comedy Central, ABCʼs The View, and the Lifetime Channel.

Sherry Davey was most recently on NickMom's NickMom Night Out. She also created and starred in her own digital series for NickMom called Real Housewives of the PTA. She recently appeared on AXS TV's Gotham Live and TV Guide Channel's Stand Up In Stilettos. She's also been featured on Search For The Funniest Mom in America, Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, Premium Blend, The Today Show, TruTV and Fox News.

Thanks to the Green Parrot for supporting our monthly stand-up comedy series. 

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